There is little that is more irksome to a shift worker than an effervescent radio or television personality bleating on about it being Friday and how the weekend is here. Those of us whose working life is spread over all seven days of the week can well do without their exhortations to get out and enjoy the traditional two days off.
I'd be most grateful if the likes of Chris 'Ginger Twat' Evans on The One Show and Vanessa 'Porker' Feltz on Radio Two would take their stereotyped inanities and shove them them back from whence they came.
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Annoying bastards |
Likewise the desk jockeys and nine to fivers of this nation. I don't give a shit if its a Friday and you're off out to swill overpriced alcopops down your neck and stuff yourself full of curry or kebab. Keep your Facebook and Twitter updates to yourselves thankyou.
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Shut the fuck up. |
I have no desire to hear of your walks in the park, trips to the beach or shopping expeditions whilst I'm working. So please have some consideration for the weekend people, many of whom are making your days of rest that bit better.
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Oh so true! |
Although you may rest assured that I'll be regaling all and sundry with tales of lazy weekdays and relaxing mid-week trips free from the madding crowds. Whilst you're in the office counting paper clips and shuffling pieces of paper I'll be enjoying queue and crowd free open spaces. Parking spaces will be abundant and eating establishments will not be heaving with obnoxious kids and their parents.
Can someone shoot Evans and Feltz?
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